Sunday, May 15, 2005
12:14 am
friday 13th maymust get in finals. must get in finals. 1D MUST WIN !! whee-xi you ji prelims today!!! jac lim larh so super what LAR boasting about her pathetic 1C blahh. we OVERRAN. we went OVER the time limit. i hope we can get in. WE MUST GET IN . 1D SHALL RULE FOREVER.
saturday 14th mayhappy birthday
MINGEE!!
yeapps you're a damn nice girl and a damn pro actress.
love ya !!!
today was a like REALLY REALLY crazy day.
set of at like 7 plus for the stupid english game that we dragged until sooooooo damn long. we were supposed to make either a card or board game so at first we settled on the board game.
then right, we were going to fold paper boats for the board game to make the spaces right, so we were like 'how to fold paper boats arh?' then toot us (jan n jac n xinru) decided to call people and ask. jac and jan decided to call pratically all of their IJ TP friends and nobody knew how to fold paper boats. then we remembered n the end that we actually could have just called JESMINE TAN instead (who was sleeping like a pig at home cos she had to 'practise piano') and so we called her and she also didn't know how to fold paper boats.
in the end we realised that actually could have just gone online and searched for instructions on how to fold paper boats.
then we were supposed to cut the paper nto smaller pieces so that the boats would end up looking smaller and SO jac started using the penknife to cut the paper.
what happened ?
*no prizes for right answer*
she cut her FINGER.
her LEFT THUMB to be exact.
then janhan was like hysterical (when it was only a like, 0.5 cm cut) and at that time she was on the phone with jesmine, so she was like exxagerating about this over the phone
"A chunk of jac's flesh flew right across the room! You know what , the blood is like a fountain you know! It's like gushing out of her finger !!!" -.-
then jesmine was so shocked , she was like
"WHAT?? Tell her to go wash her finger now, wash it under the running tap water for about 5 minutes until it turns numb !!! (jesmine's in st.john's so she's SUPPOSED to know these stuff) and if it still doesn't stop bleeding, tell jac that she should go to the clinic!!!"
then xinru and I were like halfway between laughing and halfway like concerned for jac.
but HELLO?? it was only like 0.5 cm long and not that deep. the bleeding just stopped after a little while and we simply put plaster over it and it was alright.
so i took over jac's job of cutting the paper with the same penknife.
AND WHAT HAPPENED?
i was DILIGENTLY cutting the idiotic paper and the rest were like laughing laughing at the jesmine overreacted and at the way janhan exxagerated, and then ...
SUDDENLY...
*scary music*
I CUT MY FINGER!
MY LEFT THUMB!
the blood just came out and so i was like...
AAAH! I CUT MY FINGER !!!
and they DIDN'T BELIEVE ME AT FIRST!!
they were like, 'aiyah you don't joke larh you!'
then jac was like slowly, happily,
leisurely, strolling over to me. i showed her my poor, painful, bleeding thm and she was like..
"OMG !! you mean you really cut your finger???!! hurry up go wash it go wash it now !!"
and we were laughing all the way even as we washed my thumb.
can you imagine it?
FIRST this girl was cutting the paper with the penknife. then later on she cut her LEFT THUMB.
THEN this other girl go and take over her job of cutting the paper.
and THEN she also cut her LEFT THUMB using the exact same penknife and at the exact same place.
so freaky !!!!!!
then we like slacked for like the entire afternoon. then we decided not to do board game cos it was like really really complicated and even JAC herself doesn't understand it.
then we went to pick jesmine up.
and then we ate dinner at j8.
later on ....
when janice and jesmine were walking to jac's house (and jac and xinru and me were like buying stuff)
JESMINE CUT HER LEFT BIG TOE !!
she was like kickng something and then she bent her big toe.
and then it cracked and she....
'didn't even feel it at first. until I walked then i felt the pain'
LAME LaRH!!!
then janhan was like..
'jesmine, are you okay? are you really ok? it's bleeding profusely, are you sure you don't want me to call jac over? eeeeew its so disgusting don't look at it'
eeeeeeaaargh.
so FREAKY.
all on the left side.
i was like almost choking with laughter.
and then we did the project all night long and now im still at jac's house,
we are stayng over.
YAY!!! ((:
